Christmas Blend with a touch of pouring cream; perfect for keeping you warm while waiting for the bus… Mmmm!
Just won the Regional Barista Championship. Booyah!
Christmas Blend with a touch of pouring cream; perfect for keeping you warm while waiting for the bus… Mmmm!
| Customer: | I'd like my points *hands over his points card* |
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| Barista: | I'm afraid I can't put points on that. |
| Customer: | You've got to be kidding me! I've been using this card for god knows how long and now you just stop the whole thing? Can you tell me why you can't put points on it? |
| Barista: | Because this is Starbucks sir, and that is a Costa card. |
| Customer: | Regular Latte. |
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| Barista: | Ok, and is that small or medium? |
| Customer: | Regular. |
| Barista: | A lot of people find the medium too large- |
| Customer: | Just give me the regular. |
| Barista: | The medium one? |
| Customer: | The regular one. Fine medium. |
| Barista: | *holding up a medium cup* this one. |
| Customer: | That's too big. |
| Barista: | So the small? |
| Customer: | I just want the regular one! |
| Barista: | Your regular is a small. Other people say regular and mean medium. Therefor- There. Is. No. Regular. |
| Customer: | I'd like a grande tea for here please. |
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| Me: | Certainly madam, and would you like space for milk in your tea? |
| Customer: | What? |
| Me: | Would you like space to add milk in your tea? |
| Customer: | What's space for milk? |
| Me: | It's space in the cup so you can add milk. |
| Customer: | Forget it. I'll just have a plain tea. |